There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!
Okay, I like a challenge
Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You lived before you met me?! Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Who am I making this out to? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.